all madden cock block

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness

Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.

by BallerzOnABudget October 20, 2009

CDC (crudely drawn cock)

Symbol very often posted on forums or drawn on pub windows when severely bored or feeling mischievous.

Can also be used to illustrate the phrase teh cock

"I love teh cock and so does Lu"
see image attached

by Miss Behave October 27, 2004

Un-cock-a-block-able

The inability to be cock blocked. Adj.

Brandon was so appealing to the ladies that despite Dickies numerous attempts to cock block Brandon, Brandon was un-cock-a-block-able and took home three lovely ladies that night.

by Kevin Holland February 4, 2009

Californian cock chasm capping

The act of stuffing an ice buttplug into your gay sex partner's asshole then calling him geoffrey. this is then followed by pouring soy sauce into his cockhole.

I have extended experience in Californian cock chasm capping

by Fuckface222 February 28, 2017

Cock n Ball Stew

What the water is called in a hot tub when a bunch of men are sharing it without women.

I was sitting with all my guy friends in a hot tub and realized I was basically sitting in cock n ball stew.

by Devereux League October 7, 2011

cocke county high school

A school that's full of either yee-yee ass dippers blasting country music out of their Bluetooth speakers, or fake ass people, with few exceptions

Yo, Cocke County High School is fucking weird, dude.

by .............................- April 25, 2019

niggas really be on cock though

when niggas really be gay. Phrase said by Lil Yachty.

Mom: "Grandma died yesterday from stage 4 cancer"
Non gay niggas: "Niggas really be on cock though"

by nongayniggaz June 24, 2018