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jerk off ratio

the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post
“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”
by WaterFlowingUnderground December 24, 2023
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tap-off

the impatient motion of two or more opponents' feet just before they engage in a physical altercation. Typically seen in street fights.
Person 1: "Those two look like they're about to fight"
Person 2: "Oh shit I see them"
*people fighting do the little foot dance for a half second before fighting"
Person 1: "Why do they do that before fighting?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but I think it should be called a tap-off"
by stivodivo December 25, 2023
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kick off

by anonymous December 26, 2023
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Weird-off

A slang term for people who can’t figure out a way to describe this feeling.

The (usually neutral) feeling of not knowing how to react to an action or statement made by another person.

( probably some sort of brain fart)
It’swell… a noun.

I am weird-off
by anonymous December 27, 2023
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the dots off his dice

To shoot the dots off his dice or her/their/x dice: A phrase to describe a crazy relative in a dialogue by Rita Mae Brown.
'Somebody shot the dots off his dice.' ~ Kevin Levin, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien
by StEvUgnIn December 30, 2023
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Suck Off A Frosty

To absolutely obliterate a Wendy's Frosty via straw or other sucking device.
"Wendy's is mid but I could always suck off a frosty."
by NixussNightfall January 3, 2024
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im off ts

Im over this
only the first day back and im off ts
by Cay._. January 3, 2024
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