Nathan: "The ends of a bag are never great to smoke, you always have too much or too little left. Man, fuck butt joints."
by skroopy June 5, 2018

Someone who pretends to be heterosexual when they are an under cover "bottom" in a male to male sexual situation.
Can you believe it? My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!! How awful!
by That Btch September 27, 2022

by Zayrealugly September 10, 2022

by Newmussy and Campussy April 14, 2022

Explosive gas.
When you fart so much at one time.
Preceding to let gas one after another, so fast they become jumbled.
When you fart so much at one time.
Preceding to let gas one after another, so fast they become jumbled.
by Monkey giblets March 21, 2016

When you take a large shit and have to use like half a roll of toilet paper because your shit is like sticky tar. Shit smears instead of wiping off. When you wipe it gets messier before it gets clean.
by Michele_plus_one August 5, 2016
