by turch August 7, 2013
Get the dog burgers mug.A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.
Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
by Spansih Ricky August 27, 2013
Get the Dog Blanket Bar mug.a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.
b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.
mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
Get the wet dog shake mug.A Misshapen clitoris, due to age and/or numerous flange piercings growing out causing the genitals to appear in the shape of a dogs tongue
by BinaryChop September 26, 2013
Get the Dogs Tongue mug.One takes a tall, narrow metal cylinder on a chain which an unscrupulous distillery worker might hide and when no one was looking, submerge the cylinder into a cask of whisky and pull out a personal, duty-free sample.
Jonathan told us to dip the dog into an open cask. He then poured us some whiskey from it and it tasted awesome.
by drinkstoomuchscotch October 8, 2013
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"Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can!"
"Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can!"
by Mountain_god October 19, 2013
Get the dog-ball syndrome mug.Look at the guy over there standing by the girls washroom. I cant see his hands, what is he doing? He must be pocket dogging!
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