Skip to main content

Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
mugGet the Snapping Turtle's Headmug.

Head Office

A slang word for someone's partner.
I don't want the Head Office to know how many Tenders, Gizas and GEs I have they will go bonkers!
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office
by zog! November 26, 2021
mugGet the Head Officemug.

hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.
Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019
mugGet the hit the turtle on the headmug.

shmuck-head

aye shut up you flippin shmuck-head”
mugGet the shmuck-headmug.

Rainbow Head

When a member of the (LGBTQ+) gives you a (blowjob)
Yo this lesbian gave me rainbow head the other day
by Big hank 420 September 23, 2019
mugGet the Rainbow Headmug.

.9.I Get Head.9.

.9.I Get Head.9.
.9.I Get Head.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025
mugGet the .9.I Get Head.9.mug.

Share this definition