National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick day gon head and suck that dick mhmm..

Gon head and suck that dick gurl its National Suck Dick Day

by unknownnnnkkkss..ssgg October 25, 2022

National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.

"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."

by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022

national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo. This means there is a temporary "No Homo" statement to everybody for the entire day.

Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*

by Charles Martines October 26, 2022

National Tight Ends Day

National Tight Ends Day is an annual time to celebrate players at the position. There aren’t any formal traditions, per se, but the NFL uses the holiday to highlight tight ends across the league.

National Tight Ends Day is celebrated in the NFL. It's a new holiday.

by I am the motherFing Man October 26, 2022

national eat breakfast day

they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast

ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day

by a stupid ass loser October 27, 2022

National Best Friends Day

October 30th

Celebrate your best friend/friends and spend the day reminiscing and enjoying time with them

Or just tell them how much they mean to you.

friend 1: hey happy National Best Friends Day!
friend 2: what’s that?

friend 1: we just celebrate us being friends!

by shadowbladecxd October 27, 2022