National Grab Dick Day

April 16 is National Grab A Dick Day! Get A Handful!

“aye bro today’s the day! Sams gonna grab my junk for sure!” Rob was excited for National Grab Dick Day.

by Guierrmo The 3 April 15, 2019

National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Month

give your girl your hoodies for the month of october

"give me your hoodie for national give your girl a hoodie month" "ofc love"

by eeeeeeeeeeeh October 2, 2023

National hug day

On the 4th of November hug people

Yo my guy it’s national hug day

by I’m bent November 2, 2020

National Band Volunteer Day

An unofficial holiday on May 22nd celebrating the band parents & band family members who help contribute

Person 1: "Happy National Band Volunteer Day!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!

by Pride of Alamance May 22, 2022

National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day

November 23rd

Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!

“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”

by amy robson November 23, 2022

National Boobies Day

December 28th is national boobies day, send this to someone for some boob action

“Hey did you know today is national boobies day? You should show me so I can respect todays holiday”

by MaskedMoon1118 December 27, 2023

October 19.National Friendzone Day

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019