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wifi win

The act of finding Wifi during dyer needs of information only obtained at the time of needing the internet without data or signal.
After long debate over a trivia pursuit game answer, Joe had a Wifi Win after acquiring access to local wifi to ensure the correct answer over numerous fact checked websites.
by AdverageJoe_Earth August 22, 2017
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Nah, I'd win

What you say when someone asks you if you'd lose in a fight against another person, even if you will absolutely fucking die.
"If he regained all his power, he could give me trouble."
"But would you lose?"
"Nah, I'd win."
by Nunya Busy March 9, 2024
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bi-winning

A term used to illustrate someone who is banging 7 gram rocks and winning here and and winning there. To be unable to comprehend the meaning of the term 'bi-polar'.
john: "some say your bi-polar"
charles: "WAHT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! I BANG 7 GRAM ROCKS!!! BITCH, I'M BI-WINNING!!!"
by charles_Heen March 28, 2011
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shit-win

When you,you and your friends, or just you and your team play like complete shit the entire match and still end up winning.
"How was CS last night?"

"We somehow managed to shit-win"
by Simbroa August 5, 2017
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when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
by Curry john stone September 12, 2024
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Alec "Ball Win"

The Alec "Ball Win"

When you getting a bj and she says dont nut in my mouth. So you pull out and shoot her in da face.
I was with the wife last night and gave her the Alec "Ball Win". It blew her mind.
by Mint Dogs November 4, 2021
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bi-winning

To win some times but not all the time. Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent ABC interview.
"I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning, I win here, I win there"-Charlie Sheen
by Shmeg C March 21, 2011
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