May 21

National Grab Booty Day Is celebrated on May 21. It is the birthday of a famous Bandit outlaw Named Johny Klyde which was notorius for grabing ladies asses.

May 21
GUY:Hey its John Klydes birthday u know what that means
Girl:Oh okay fine just do it
Guy:"proceds to smack her ass

by secret_spy May 20, 2019

May 20th

I feel bad for anyone who looked this up because it’s their birthday I’m sorry you probably didn’t get the response you were expecting. You do not need to finger your gf and you don’t need to suck your bfs dick.

Apply birthday darlin May 20th be with you.

by 420skumkgirl May 21, 2020

May 7

May 7th is national slap ass day🤤🍑

“Hey Lauren it’s may 7th”

by WxxxxxxM May 6, 2019

May 11th

the day to die and to jump off a roof

i am going to kill my self on May 11th

by kys and die March 3, 2020

May 12

National pleasure day

Girl- hey it may 12
Guy- and that means?
Girl- it means I'm bout to pleasure you fool

by dr._dank_noodles May 11, 2019

May 14th

make out with your crush or Bf Nd girlfriend Day❤️❤️

What’s is May 14th Peter:Did you hear it make out day

Amber:Want to make out

Peter:Sure

by Ramen noodle😂 May 13, 2019

May 22

The day early start schools get out of that 9 month jail sentence AKA School

It's almost May 22

by DLJ The Real April 11, 2019