A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.
by TigerSkeet May 26, 2018
Get the toilet tankmug. A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.
Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
Get the Toilet Sharkmug. Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.
Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.
If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.
The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team
You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.
If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.
The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team
You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
by melly L December 9, 2013
Get the facebook toiletmug. the sensation many transgender people experience when in need of a public restroom... it is oft accompanied by feelings of anguish, shame, confusion and an extremely uncomfortable and full bladder
Shauna was out last night and was bursting for a pee but was terrified of using the ladies... She was in real Toilet Limbo...
by Rinoa...x February 5, 2015
Get the Toilet Limbomug. When you shit, wipe your ass then jizz in the toilet.
Usually shit in bottom, toilet paper next then jizz
Usually shit in bottom, toilet paper next then jizz
Guy 1: “Dude I just toilet smore’d in there.”
Guy 2: “That’s fucking disgusting why did you need to tell me that for fucks sake man.”
Guy 2: “That’s fucking disgusting why did you need to tell me that for fucks sake man.”
by LockPowFrosty March 15, 2018
Get the Toilet Smoremug. Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.
Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.
by rufik April 7, 2020
Get the Toilet wisdommug. When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).
Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”
Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”
Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
by Padyn Ranieri April 19, 2019
Get the Toilet Twistmug.