Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
Get the Where is your dog?mug. To do someone a massive favor or service, specifically in an area the person is unfamiliar with and liable to be screwed over trying.
A: is the music industry really that hard to be successful in?
B: Yeah, but if you ever want to give it a shot, I'll show you where the ocean's at.
B: Yeah, but if you ever want to give it a shot, I'll show you where the ocean's at.
by Vice Augustine June 19, 2016
Get the Where the ocean's atmug. 
Get the 《¤》Who《¤》Comma《¤》What《¤》What《¤》Where《¤》Why《¤》And《¤》How《¤》mug. by villagewarlord3 December 9, 2024
Get the wheres Moatmug. Where cool where you stay" is a Chinglish expression meaning "Go away and stay where it's cool!" It is used to dismiss someone or tell them to leave and not to bother you.
Person A: Hey, can I borrow your phone for a while?
Person B: No, I need it right now. Where cool where you stay！
Person B: No, I need it right now. Where cool where you stay！
by Under The Sun - 999 July 2, 2024
Get the Where cool where you stay！mug. You say this when someone shuts the lights off and malick is in the room. He is BLACK. He gets mad when you say it
*lights shut off*
Person: Where is malick?
Malick: ay you better shut yo ass up *british accent* IM MAD
Person: Where is malick?
Malick: ay you better shut yo ass up *british accent* IM MAD
by Shadow_SSS February 27, 2025
Get the where is malick?mug. Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
Get the honey where's the flashlightmug.