Baller status

The act of cumming on a person's face after having sex with them vigorously.
Permission must be granted without asking before the deed is done. Then and only then has baller status been achieved.

Chad Cheung totally achieved baller status when he came upon that small child's face

by BIGBOI[814] November 17, 2008

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ninja status

To do an activity or chore in the style of a ninja. The way a ninja would do it. Hiyaa!

We gotta get our homework done ninja status!!!

by Darby & McKenna June 30, 2008

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baller status

It defines how balla you are and you are a player. Like chadrock, cuz he is gangsta.

Chad Tipton has baller status.

by ch4drock December 01, 2006

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Status Rape

When someone constantly updates their status about everything and anything, most of the time something that should be kept in the dark, for example, fights with their love "I thought you were the one yada yada yada.. " etc, or about how much their life sucks. "I wish that I didn't eat this and that, I'm going to go puke now.."
Basically, it's people who want attention.
For more information, search "Attention Whore".

A: Status whore

B: Random friend
C: The smart person

A: I've been hurt, I don't love you anymore (nag, nag, nag...)
B: Omg, what happened?
A: Well.. *blah blah blah I'm so pitiful, everyone give me your attention*
C: Oh shut the hell up, don't status rape.

by Teci October 26, 2009

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Baller Status

Being a baller basically gives you the right to bone any female/male you want... So let's say you're new in town. Your baller status is based on looks since no one knows what cards you hold. If you want to increase your baller status, be a senior girl. They increase your baller-status to a perfect baller score.

New Kid: Hey, I'm new in town. But I want to bone that chick. How should I go about doing so? No body here knows how manly I am!

Kid: You need to increase your Baller Status. Try being with Beth, she increases all Baller Statuses.

New Kid: Oh, okay!

by incredibleballerx8x September 07, 2010

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