lane wykes

person one- “Do you know Lane Wykes i heard hes an eshay.”

person two- “Yeh lad hes dumb as fuck n dropped out of school coz he’s to lazy to go”

person one- “word but did u hear his new wannabe gf is rly hot.”
person two- “she is isn’t she i wish she was my gf”

by youwontknowloser May 29, 2023

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Sytch lane

A posh twat part of the village of Wombourne full of wanna be cool kids

You must be from sytch lane

by Nipplekidyeah April 24, 2019

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lane lube

The slick substance on a bowling lane that makes your balls slide longer, hook harder, and leave you wondering if you should’ve adjusted your grip. Often blamed when things get messy and nothing finishes the way you expected.

Damn Yo- there’s too much lane lube for that corner bitch! My ball just slid right past her.

by GFRidiculous December 16, 2025

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Trio Lanes

the worst most shitty bowling alley you will find in all of ohio.

Let’s go to Trio Lanes! Nevermind, their lanes don’t work.

by ehndjdjdne December 9, 2020

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Delaware Lane Hog

During a threesome, male number one fucks female from behind, doggy style, slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side, next to them, as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor, as he vigorously jerks his pathetic cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other mercilessly. Male number one NEVER allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point!

For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air

Jim-Bob, Jane and Jamaal just did the unthinkable and engaged in a Delaware Lane Hog.

by JohnsonrodA27 April 20, 2018

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