Northeast Jones

Overall a really shitty place. Lots of hoes, sluts, and fuckboys. Here you will find that Northeast is too poor to afford good teachers, food, bathrooms, or a good education system. Oh, and did I mention its shitty ass fuck. No one likes Northeast jones, and the people who run it should look at a mirror and ask themselves, "what the fuck am I doing with my life?" Oh yeah, also, its really really really shitty.

Northeast Jones is the worst fucking school to ever be created.

by BIGGPPPPPPPP February 22, 2021

deadeye jones

a socom / socom 2 player on the north american server who is some how ranked in the thousands even though the character is rarely seen actually fragging others.

that deadeye jones guy keeps killing me wtf!

by donovan gravlee January 9, 2005

Cheese Jones

A fictional character of Southport college's First Diploma of Performing arts.

I will nut be in school tommorow, Cheese Jones.

by john bull May 22, 2003

Davy Jones

noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so good, you don't want to repeat it with anyone else and erase the good memory since you know nothing will ever compare. (from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")

Also See 'Reverse Davy Jones'

Bertam gave me the most unbelievable Davy Jones last night after our date, now I can't make out with Eddie tomorrow or it will erase the vestiges of his kiss.

by A Peeples September 29, 2008

keiran jones

hard acting guy, thinks he is to cool for anything and is

neah im to keiran jines for that

by keiran jones October 25, 2004

davy jones

Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.

"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

geraint jones

the wicket-keeper for england's cricket team

me: gee, geraint jones, you sure are a shit wicket-keeper.
him: why thank you for telling me, i didnt know that, because i always thought i was cool even though i cant catch a cricket ball. now i think i'll go and have anal sex with a dog.
me: okay then, have fun.

by jim bill September 2, 2005