how to get over my ex

HEY, your ex never deserved you. now pick that crown up, wipe them tears off your face and be the bad ass you are. also if you feel like it amos (add me on snapchat) @ommoore28 i need friends and if you wanna talk about it i can help you just add me:)
other person: “i don’t know how to get over my ex”
me: “your ex never deserved you”
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National fuck your ex day

Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it’s June 18 national fuck your ex day
Ex: ok then let’s do it!
National fuck your ex day June 18
by Horny12455 April 12, 2019
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Jessi Ex Machina

A myspace model named A SUPERMODEL SUICIDE, formerly a scene kid. More emo due to the fact she only ever wore black and white. Currently either dead or on facebook.
by Sceneferrlyfeee<3 November 14, 2010
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Having a snap streak with your ex would mainly mean there are still feelings. If you're in a relationship why would you ruin it to go back to the past. If your ex is in a relationship why would they ruin theirs to have a damn streak with another girl/boy that isn't family.
"New streak?" "Heck no I'm not messing around with you anymore". Having a Snapchat streak with your ex that you are not close to isn't right
by Haigan March 20, 2017
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national ex girlfriend day

National ex girlfriend day arrives on august 2nd,this is the day right after national gf day where you celebrate your favorite ex girlfriend
mf you better post me on national ex girlfriend day!!
by million dolla possay August 01, 2021
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National Slap your Ex day!

On May 13th it’s

Nation slap your Ex day! Have you ever had that one ex that treated you so badly or cheated on you? Well your in luck because today is that day!
“Did you see that girl slap her ex today?” “Yeah I did it must be national slap your Ex day!” “I’ll be right back...”
by ACB_SMS April 21, 2019
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Meddling white trash ex-wife

A woman that you used to be married to, that gave birth to your child while you worked 2 jobs so she could stay at home and met a fuck buddy online and you busted her ass.
This woman also claims to be a Christian, but she's really a hypocrite. She will continue to get married (3 times if necessary) and have men pay her way through life by pushing out some kids. She will meddle in your current relationships because if she ain't happy, NOBODY'S happy. Also shape shifts into the "victim" and "damsel in distress" and gives your kids second-hand smoke. Wants you at her beck and call. Known to frequent bars and trailer parks. Seeks out "suckers" and "shmucks". She will manipulate them until they can take no more. This results in the death of your balls for she has them in her possession now and forever.
That meddling white trash ex-wife of yours needs to check herself!
by your mom and your dad May 07, 2007
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