Dirty Taylor

A Dirty Taylor is when one double bags it while fucking a girl, and when he pulls out after he's done, doesn't notice that the second condom slipped off inside her. Unbeknownst to her, the stagnant condom causes a major internal infection that results in her death. At the funeral, the Dirty Taylor continuously reminds her bereaved loved ones that this never would have happened if she'd agreed to anal when he asked her.

"You didn't hear about Josie? Yeah, tragic victim of a Dirty Taylor."

by Old_boy October 5, 2006

taylor swift

our overlord, our god, her songs are our bible, the music industry, best singer songwriter ever

taylor swift is smart, funny, beautiful, strong and scooter braun did her dirty

by bookworm_2002 March 31, 2022

Lawrence Taylor

The greatest NFL player to ever exist, strong like BULL 🐂! Played for the NY Giants, aka the best NFL organization of all time.

Person 1: Omg is that a strong muscular man wearing a NY Giants jersey

Person 2: That must be Lawrence Taylor

by Jdkmaniscracked April 8, 2021

Lucy Taylor

tHis wOmAn lOovEs dAvEed dOgGs crazy (ceiling) fan

omg that is lucy taylor, she loves daveed.

by sipsipmydud May 16, 2018

Angus Taylor

Angus Taylor is the hottest man alive. He pulls all the girls at his school. His British Accent turns all the teachers on esspically the spansih ones. His talents include impressing people with his spanish skills and being really good at swimming. His goggles make him look proffesional and speedy.

is that Angus Taylor? He is so much hotter in person!

by Chicoclasspet January 23, 2020

Taylor trainer

Tall.

She is taylor trainer

by Chucknorris9586 July 4, 2021

joe taylor

the lead singer of the pop punk band Knuckle Puck. Has the voice of an angel.

Person 1: Have you heard ofJoe Taylor?
Person 2: Uh duh! He's a pop punk god!

by silverboys June 14, 2018