Baller status

The act of cumming on a person's face after having sex with them vigorously.
Permission must be granted without asking before the deed is done. Then and only then has baller status been achieved.

Chad Cheung totally achieved baller status when he came upon that small child's face

by BIGBOI[814] March 30, 2009

ninja status

To do an activity or chore in the style of a ninja. The way a ninja would do it. Hiyaa!

We gotta get our homework done ninja status!!!

by Darby & McKenna June 30, 2008

baller status

It defines how balla you are and you are a player. Like chadrock, cuz he is gangsta.

Chad Tipton has baller status.

by ch4drock December 10, 2008

Status Rape

When someone constantly updates their status about everything and anything, most of the time something that should be kept in the dark, for example, fights with their love "I thought you were the one yada yada yada.. " etc, or about how much their life sucks. "I wish that I didn't eat this and that, I'm going to go puke now.."
Basically, it's people who want attention.
For more information, search "Attention Whore".

A: Status whore

B: Random friend
C: The smart person

A: I've been hurt, I don't love you anymore (nag, nag, nag...)
B: Omg, what happened?
A: Well.. *blah blah blah I'm so pitiful, everyone give me your attention*
C: Oh shut the hell up, don't status rape.

by Teci October 26, 2009

Baller Status

Being a baller basically gives you the right to bone any female/male you want... So let's say you're new in town. Your baller status is based on looks since no one knows what cards you hold. If you want to increase your baller status, be a senior girl. They increase your baller-status to a perfect baller score.

New Kid: Hey, I'm new in town. But I want to bone that chick. How should I go about doing so? No body here knows how manly I am!

Kid: You need to increase your Baller Status. Try being with Beth, she increases all Baller Statuses.

New Kid: Oh, okay!

by incredibleballerx8x September 7, 2010

Crane Status

To play excessive amounts of halo to rank up quickly

Boy: " Hey man your a LT. Colonel grade three already?!"
Other Boy: " Yeah man I had to rank up"
Boy: " CRANE STATUS!...fag "

by Steven Crane October 18, 2010

Confederate statue

A Confederate statue is no more a threat to public safety than a statue of a Civil Rights leader. The statue was never the threat, it's the ppl eople that gather around the statue, no matter their shade of skin, that are a threat to each other. The statues are fine the way they are, they were after all, built by humans.

It's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a Confederate statue, just like it's not everybody's problem when someone is offended by a statue of a Civil Rights leader. Both kinds of statues should be left alone, if anything people are more of a threat to the statues than the statues are to people.

by Solid Mantis May 4, 2021