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spanking

a real spanking only truly begins, long after the recipient wants it to end.
you wish the spanking should end now? It's just beginning!
by HughW March 21, 2017
mugGet the spankingmug.

Spank Sauce

Sauce that is released from the penis while in the anus.
"Eernie", "yes Bert " " I'm gonna put some Spank Sauce in your ass"
by CockedBlock69 May 10, 2018
mugGet the Spank Saucemug.

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020
mugGet the spanking the lady monkeymug.

gamon spank

We're you are in the bed room and your partner sneak attacks you with a joint of gammon and beats you
Gammon spank

You are in for a gamon spanking
I am going to gamon spank you
by Stompfish September 26, 2017
mugGet the gamon spankmug.

wanking for a spanking

1. It's a very sad and sorry situation, scenario and practice by some realty sick boys. Ninny boys who are into S & M are jacking off while reading those 'mash notes' from their dominator bitches and get turned on while thinking about the 'discipline' they'll get next time they meet their favorite whore, they are wanking while thinking about the spankings they are gonna get.

2. When somebody is being a glutton for punishment. Kind of like 'cruising for a bruising'. ASKING for trouble.
1. Donald Treason tRump has shown the world in so many ways what an SMF he is. He talks incestuous lust about his daughter and there are pictures of the two together that would make a dog upchuck. He rapes, and has been convicted of it. He talks pervert trash ('the younger, the better'). He brags about 'grabbing em by the pussy'. He is an egotistical Caligula by every definition and description of that grossly deviant Roman emperor. And the stripper whore Stormy Daniels spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' about swatting his ass. il Douche Donald is a spankee boy. Shiiiiiiii-yiiiiiiiiitttttt, he's wanking for a spanking! DAMN!!!

2. Jeffrey is reading those stupid BDSM books and watching that Rihanna video again, he's wanking for a spanking!

3. Rikki is being a spoiled diva prima donna again. She's just wanking for a spanking to put her in her place! She's a big disgrace.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 22, 2023
mugGet the wanking for a spankingmug.

spank a peach

when u cum in a niggas booty hole
spank it with a latex cloth
can only be used in december
i hate tori so much i wanna spank a peach
-Riley
by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016
mugGet the spank a peachmug.

Spank Bank

Asset
A memory bank of your naughty incidents your partner accumulates allowing him to throw you over his shoulder and spank you along the way prior to having his way with you.
You put googly eyes on his licence; That’s one for “The Spank Bank”
by Squid Taco March 30, 2022
mugGet the Spank Bankmug.

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