jaxon riley plays baseball and hits about 14 dingers a game at about 469.5 ft. he can batflip like hes jesus. loves to lick jon ladd sweaty balls!! GIANT weener(third leg)down to his ankle!! huge calfs!! jaxon riley is just, gay.
by crosst-nut May 9, 2018
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guy: He's riley, he"ll tell you how he feels eventually.
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Most commonly known as that guy
No friends
No life no wife
14 years of age and still breastfeeds
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No friends
No life no wife
14 years of age and still breastfeeds
A gay man that has no friends no life no wife
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