Muss bus

The 3.30am night bus from Edinburgh to the Queen Margaret University campus in Musselburgh, usually packed with rowdy, drunken students.
Classics such as "Wonderwall" and "Mr Brightside" can be heard drunkenly belted out on the bus after a heavy night at Hive or Subway Cowgate.

" yiu getting an uber to afters at John's flat"

"Nah, I'm skint so I'll probably just get the muss bus, plus it's always bouncing at this time"

by CSM1874 April 9, 2022

Bus Conductor

Where one sticks as many coins in his foreskin as possible otherwise known as ‘selling tickets’.

I managed to convince my friend Isaac to do the bus conductor in front of everyone last night.

by My Dad Brett August 5, 2018

saggy bus

When the bus has a driver that's an 80 year old hag scraping up retirement money.

I gotta ride the saggy bus today

by Nick Naires March 8, 2018

Gruff Bus

A bus full of retards

Oy Matt look at that bus, it's full of Gruff's must be a Gruff bus

by Gruffboy July 12, 2015

Charter bus

Charter bus: a wonderful air conditioned luxurious bus almost like an airplane so awesome you never want to get off if I had it my way I would ride the bus all day

We are taking the charter bus
Really that is the best thing ever

by Helloooooooooooo1234567890637 April 30, 2019

Toonerville bus

One of two types of buses: 1) a bus that is intended to look like an old-fashioned trolley; 2) a bus that looks more like a typical bus, but has a short distance between the front wheels and the back wheels. After Toonerville Trolley, a trolley comic strip that was popular in the early 20th century.

Me: Did you take the Toonerville bus from your hotel to Disneyland yesterday?
She: Yeah. Hard seats, though.

Look! It's the county transportation system's Toonerville bus!

by Richard Rabinowitz September 8, 2005

Bus Dogging

It's like dogging but for poor people that have no car.

Callum was skint but still wanted to be adventurous with the girlfriend. .. so he waited for the 101 and went bus dogging on the bus

by elephant pants durk January 30, 2014