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Mayonnaise Biscuit

A mayonnaise biscuit is when an a gay male, during anal sex, cums into the rectum of the other gay male. The male who did the cumming, the proceeds to eat the cum out of the other butt-hole. (Oh and during this entire process Wham's greatest hits is playing in the back ground.) Typically an original Mayonnaise biscuit is done by an older gay male into a Twink but a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" may be fulfilled when said Twink ejaculates into the older males butt-hole and then eats it.
Did you see the smile
On him today?! Robert totally ate a mayonnaise biscuit out of Noah annihilated Twink ass last night!!

Noah came into work all smiles today! Must've convinced Old Man Robert to let him get a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" in last night before Noah was tucked into bed with "warm milk."
by BangoSkaank July 15, 2014
mugGet the Mayonnaise Biscuitmug.

Manhill biscuit

Some dumbass mispronounced manjil bista (super chill guy)
That dumbass said Manhill biscuit
by Bruh_ItsAstro May 17, 2022
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Arse Biscuit

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.
(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"
by Steve Bush March 16, 2004
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wisker biscuits

That boy taco, he be eatin wisker biscuits all over La Porte...
by casey Motha Fucking kendrick February 17, 2006
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Scary Biscuits

adj.

A non-offensive expression to illustrate concern following a scary incident.

An example of 'work mouth', self-censorship.

Phrase originated in the episode 'Speedy Death' of the BBC series "The Mrs Bradley Mysteries" starring Diana Riggs.
-then a car pulled in front of me and I nearly fell off my bike
-scary biscuits!
by Etymologylover March 9, 2011
mugGet the Scary Biscuitsmug.

Biscuit Feet

Dry, ashy-skinned feet resembling white flour powdered biscuits.
the skin on yo feet so white and ashy, look like biscuit feet
by Galaxygal October 2, 2006
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Fuck on a biscuit

An exclamation usually sccreamed after experiencing pain. See also, ohh fuck, holy shit, and Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Fuck on a biscuit i just shot my left ball off!
by Raul Sampsonov July 4, 2003
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