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alaskan tomato plant

Slang word for Marijuana and/or a Marijuana plant
Have you seen my alaskan tomato plants lately? They are growing big and have a lot of flowers this year.
by Tinytim84 October 14, 2022
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Alaskan Poop Bucket

The act of Masturbating into a bucket filled with feces then dumping it onto your special someone's groinal region before coitus.
My lover and I had a night of passion. We tried out the Alaskan Poop Bucket and it went well.
by Thefryinhawaiin September 15, 2021
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Alaskan Fire Dragon

When you give her the ol' razzle dazzle in the mouth then right when you get "there" push her head towards your dick and whisper in her ear "I have herpes" then cum shoots out her nose like Alduin from fucking

Skyrim. Alaskan Fire Dragon
I gave my 8 year old sister an Alaskan Fire Dragon this morning.Alaskan Fire Dragon
by Dayton_C December 6, 2017
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Alaskan King Crab

When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.
by AsparagusPiss November 23, 2019
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Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze

When during the final stages of intercourse, the man completes his orgasm inside his partner's anus, then loweres his face in time for his partner to produce flatulance. This ejects semen combined with fecal matter (Doo-Doo butter) onto the man's face, resulting in a similar appearance to a snowy, speckled, large-footed, mythical mammal.
Last night, Schmidt gave his boyfriend an Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze for his birthday.
by Fitzalicious June 6, 2018
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Alaskan french kiss

Where one person shits into another person's ass or mouth.
"I'm gonna tie you to the Radiator and Alaskan French kiss you in mouth"

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by A.frenchkisser April 2, 2022
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Alaskan Clam Juice

A woman's pussy juice when it freezes
My old lady's Alaskan Clam juice was so frozen solid i had to chisel my dick out.
by EthanDicktaterBerkowitz October 15, 2020
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