Testicular Battery

The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.

Dude James died yesterday!

What? Why!

Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.

by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010

testicle

What an employee at the end of the Elmo Manufacturing line does right before a final "box up".

"Larry is our final inspector here at Elmo Manufacturing. When Elmo gets to him, he looks him over for any flaws then gives him one final Testicle"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

P.O.tential

In business, in which a client/customer requests a quotation for bid to multiple suppliers for a good or service and being the supplier with the greatest chance or potential of winning the bid and receivng a purchase order to provide the good or service.

Wiseman James & Co. has P.O.tential in winning the bid for the widgets due to their good standing relationship with the customer and their special pricing agreement with the manufacturer.

T.F. James LLC displays P.O.tential in all of their quotations submitted due to their competitive pricing and stellar salesmanship.

by Wiseman James85 January 24, 2013

tesbians

A female turtle who loves another female turtle. Thus being lesbian turtles. Two female turtles who love one another.

The pretty little tesbians loved each other.

by sumamen April 14, 2008

Chan-tastic

not caring what other's think of you; wearing make up that covers your whole face and wearing your hair big; having hugs that are like death; holding large knives and asking innocent girls to come near you.

see-- formica.

"god what's with you? you're acting so chan-tastic today."

by Kellie:) November 9, 2008

Testify

To attend a religious revival event, during which you would be prompted by the preacher to testify.

The act of testifying normally involves babbling incoherently while sharing folksy stories of your nasty life being turned around because the creator of the universe decided to pay you a personal visit and issue a get out of jail free card. He's nice like that, and as a pensioner he has a free bus pass allowing him to travel anywhere in the world.

Peter Popoff: Testify brother!
Hick: Well, I dun gone crashed mah car while drunk, and then I cheated on my sister with mah cousin. I's a sinner, but the baby Jesus came in to mah trailer and fixed me up good. Now I 'aint feelin' no guilt when I'm porking mah cousin.

by DairyGod June 22, 2009

jew testicles

The testicles belonging to a jewish man that provide sperm to the jew penis which is the largest kind of penis in the world.

The guy has jew testicles, his girlfriend must love having sex!

by rrbe September 20, 2009