acid sperm

When the sperm is so strong it beats out ever possible plan B method causing an instant baby.

“Goddamn that acid sperm just goes right through ya”

“Idk how he beat the pill, must have some kind of acid sperm”

by Bookie jones April 16, 2020

Sperming

The act of finishing on or in someone

Ex: Childe was sperming all over Zhongli when Signora caught them having adult fun time

by Reafley September 16, 2021

sperm huddle

when you're in 15-minure an all-guy meeting and JIRA is slow as fuck

dude jake oh my fucking god, chris just sent us a DAILY sperm huddle at 9:45 and OF COURSE, Athena, our DBA, can't make it because she'll be in sprint planning and the daily standup for her dope ass project the SLT won't let us work on. sure wish she would Stand Up and show off those knockers so i can spurt my scrum all over her tickets as agile as possible

by Senor Snuffleupagus September 6, 2024

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.

“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”

by Lolbrono January 16, 2023

Sperm thief

A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.

Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?

Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.

Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.

by Pat gently June 7, 2023

Sperm Buddies

2 guys who finish at the same time inside a woman and get her pregnant.

“Did we just become sperm buddies?”

“Yup!”

by Crumble Man August 20, 2019