Microwave Burrito Relationship

A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.

Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.

by itiod October 6, 2020

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Special Needs Relationship

The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.

US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.

by nambiancovfefe June 14, 2018

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three month relationship

noun; a three month relationship is the result of what happens when someone is skeptical about dating another person and they end up going out quickly realizing that it wont work out, these relationships on average last around three months hence "three month" it is an alternative to being friendzoned/put in the friendzone

joseph~hey sarah are you going out with kevin?
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship

kevin~..... cries.....

by hoochimama6969 April 22, 2016

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Sad Relationship Hours

Sad relationship hours is the time from 8:30 to 11:30 pm. Any nigga can talk about their relationships freely without being judged. It can be any type of relationship too, sexual, romantic, family, etc. You can talk about things people have done wrong to you or what you’d like to make happen in the relationship. Vent to yo gals/guys/nonbios/etc, about whats happening. It’s like sad nigga hours, but for something that hurts you more.

Girl I talked about my friend relationship with Tasha the whole time during Sad Relationship Hours..

by CantFindADamnSnack October 5, 2017

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