pubeclump

1) someone who is so stupid they amount to nothing except to compare them to seamen which has caused your pubes to stick together

2) the state which your pubes become stuck together by seamen

1) That guy is such a f***ing Pubeclump

2) After wanking the man realised that he had a Pubeclump

by Funnyman01 July 30, 2007

pubefringe

a sporting fringe as worn by hayley + many many scally girls for all their lives (we think there were born with it as well). its one of them where you put your fringe in a curler then scrape the rest of your hair back so only the fringe is visible.. it resembles pubes because of the amount of hairspray used on head.

woah hayley u've had that pube fringe since you were born!

by bk crew September 9, 2005

Pubeadomis

Means Dumbass.

''Kayla is such a pubeadomis.''

by bk_alexis September 26, 2008

Pube Goober

Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.

i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors

by Jimboli December 2, 2010

pube check

A check with pubic hairs taped or glued to it. Used to pay a bogus debt or for sore losers who lose a bet.

I sent in a nice hairy pube check today to pay that speeding ticket.

by SexualHarassment Paaaanda March 15, 2011

pube-safe

a home security system used to protect belonging,technology,or your own children.the system operates by plucking a pubic hair from a greasy white trash mans pubic area and is placed upon the object that is being defended,it is an extremely effetive system
pube-safe was first advertised on the comedy central show "important things with demetri martin" and is now used world wide,especially among american households.

aww,dude.no way im touching that!" "why not?"" theres a fucking pube on it!theyre using pube-safe!

by awesomesecretsauceman March 16, 2011

Pubehead

a head of hair that relates or is similar to hair in the pubic regions

jesse edmonds has a (pubehead)

by mudderz March 28, 2015