soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.
Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*
by babysparks August 06, 2011
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story patch

When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch
Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying
by The definer 2000 March 12, 2017
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smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.
Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'
by ZeroCool73 April 02, 2016
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rainbow patch

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period and your mouth holds a red stain
Last night after I ate Ashley out I checked in the mirror and I had a rainbow patch! Now I can't get this nasty bitch blood out my mouth
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Gang Patch

A Gang Patch is a tattoo with a certain design representing the Gang. Also can be referred to a type of patch on a jacket or hat etc. Most gangs require some sort of action to be able to have it put on. Rumor has it that they hold souls in the tattoos especially the notorious gangs such as AB which supposedly is #1 for carrying soulz.
Think twice before getting a Gang Patch because it is for life and you will have to earn it in a undescribable way and if you do something against the rules you'll have to get the patch removed which in most cases it will be cut out, just remember it ain't nothing to joke about.
by CARTEL STYLE LLC November 20, 2023
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