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OptiMom Capacity

the fine line between control and chaos - when a parent is scheduled so tightly they can accomplish seemingly impossible to do lists but one misstep and the whole house of cards comes down – getting the most done at the least cost (money, energy, quality, time)
Organized the class party, headed the fundraiser, went on the field trip and still had time to get a mani/pedi! She has been working at OptiMom Capacity all week. She won’t make it!
by unomesowell May 20, 2010
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optizimizim

What happens when a class destroy your hopes and happiness, you wish you could be optimistic, but instead you can only reach a a false state of happiness where you hate life.
After my separations test I wanted to be optimistic about my future, but I was in a state of optizimizim.
by nismstuey February 25, 2011
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Optimizal

Optimus Prime of the 20th Century. He is a bad ass robot, that brings pain.
Optimizal arrives. ** Enemies flee the area.
by Optimizal November 4, 2011
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Optional October

This is the prelude to "no-shave November." It is where shaving becomes optional due to a variety of factors, including the beginning of the MLB playoffs, your favorite NFL team being 3-1, plain old laziness, or the fact that one just needs some practice not shaving. It can also relate in northern tier states to the beginning of deer bow hunting.
Dude, you didn't shave today. Are you prepping for "No-Shave November?" "Yep, but it has a name. It's called Optional October."
by iliumoptical October 2, 2012
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optoneurology

the study of optic nerves.
Optoneurology is related to neurology.
by uttam maharjan February 18, 2013
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opticline

To feel joy at someone else's joy; to experience happiness as a result of seeing someone you care about feeling happy.
Laura's doing so well these days - she has a new job and a great boyfriend, I'm so opticline for her!
by Phaye March 26, 2013
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optiposifaux

The use of a positive term or expression before an insult. e.g.
No offense, you can't dance, sing, look good etc. - That's such an optiposifaux
by Nashie October 22, 2013
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