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Ten-Foot High Club

When you jack off in a commercial aircraft while it is still on the ground
Person 1: Bro, I just joined the Ten-Foot High Club!

Person 2: No way bro, that's awesome!
by east.68 December 8, 2023
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Tens

Sza's new album is so good its time to give her her tens
by certifiedhatinglovergirl December 31, 2022
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Take ten deep breaths underwater

Its what you say to Neo Nazis, incels and so called gnome hunter's on TikTok, for example:
Dude 1: "Now yuo see" / "aryan classic"
Dude 2: "Take ten deep breaths underwater, you fascist cunt"
by ToyBoy§§ July 5, 2023
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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It's been ten years daddy.

When a dad goes to get milk and he never comes back :(
It's been ten years daddy.
by daddyofthe78 August 6, 2023
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one two ten

How are you know (Rate one two ten)?
I passed by one two ten street to get to five street.
by John D. Molds September 28, 2023
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Ten shpots

Plural noun.

Singular use; "ten shpot."

Irish slang originating from the TV show "Hardy Bucks".

It means bags of hash or sometimes weed, costing only 10 euro per bag. First used by Francis "The Viper" Higgins.
Dealer: "Ten shpots there lads, first come first served."

Buyer: "Ah here man I've only 9 quid to me name like, how about some mates rates?"

Dealer: "Feck off and stop wasting me time lad."

Buyer: "Fine, the shligo boys' hash is better anyway ya tire-faced freak."
by Chode McGuffin September 29, 2023
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