west london girly

the type of girl to be privately educated, live in Kensington, wear linen trousers and north face jackets, say rahh, shop at urban outfitters or brandy melville, vape and get wine drunk on weekdays in her victorian uni flat (payed for by her father).

she's such a west london girly

by bellaisa14 August 19, 2023

Do you speak London

when a slav in csgo yells "do you speak London" it means do you understand english

slav: Hrello tjeam "DO YOU SPEAK LONDON"

team: shut up putin go rush b blin

by THeLJondoner August 30, 2023

London Calling

(verb) to absolutely smash a guitar on the floor as Paul Simonon from The Clash did his bass on the album cover of London Calli mg

“If you start playing Seven Nation Army I’m gonna London Calling that bass

by Fummy38 September 19, 2023

balmond london

A species of cookies that will come into ur mind if u're into mobile legends and Eid Mubarak.

I gotta use Balmond London as my username of MLBB.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".

I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!

by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024

Martin-London

A person that would like to live in ,,London"- for the rest of his life. And after... . Because he has impressive english skills.

Martin-London can talk like ,,Michael Jackson's" voice.

by maasd the line April 16, 2024

Martin-London

Martin wants to live in London forever. And ever. He has the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So it will be wise to move to London.

Martin-London looks like ,,Michael Jackson"

by maasd the line April 18, 2024