by Trippin' Chips December 13, 2013
by Hollywood Jones December 25, 2016
noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so good, you don't want to repeat it with anyone else and erase the good memory since you know nothing will ever compare. (from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")
Also See 'Reverse Davy Jones'
Also See 'Reverse Davy Jones'
Bertam gave me the most unbelievable Davy Jones last night after our date, now I can't make out with Eddie tomorrow or it will erase the vestiges of his kiss.
by A Peeples August 04, 2008
by keiran jones October 25, 2004
Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.
"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"
by JacknRochNY June 14, 2007
A complete jackass.
He is the exception of Williams.
He is full of shit and spouts it around himself at any given time.
Do not go near this specimen of a William, they are considered extremely dangerous to your health and can have stupidifying effect on you.
He is the exception of Williams.
He is full of shit and spouts it around himself at any given time.
Do not go near this specimen of a William, they are considered extremely dangerous to your health and can have stupidifying effect on you.
Mitchell: I met a William yesterday
Richard: cool! How’d it go?
Mitchell: it was the pretty rare Jones type though
Richard: oh no! You should see a doctor immediately!
Or
William: hey I’m william. William Jones
Nick: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Richard: cool! How’d it go?
Mitchell: it was the pretty rare Jones type though
Richard: oh no! You should see a doctor immediately!
Or
William: hey I’m william. William Jones
Nick: GET AWAY FROM ME!
by Kai-Uwe October 25, 2017