hooker toes

What you call someone when there toes resemble hookers. often told when someone is being a super douche.

(friend) I'm gonna break your pencil.
(you) dirty hooker toes

by NyTsUj October 02, 2010

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Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

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Is a shot only made at a saskatchewan bar owned by a pedophile

You can only get a saskatchewan dirty hooker at lippies bar

by Emjay_82 October 24, 2023

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analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

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Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 05, 2022

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by Jewishharley October 13, 2017

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