Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.
by chadd33 January 22, 2022
 Get the Muddy Hookermug.
Get the Muddy Hookermug. A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
 Get the Air Base Hookermug.
Get the Air Base Hookermug. Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
 Get the National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekendmug.
Get the National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekendmug. Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."
Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."
Raj - "Yup."
Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."
Raj - "Yup."
by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014
 Get the Hooker Shoesmug.
Get the Hooker Shoesmug. post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Top Definition Commentary:
She wasn’t part of the transaction.
She didn’t sign the manifest.
She just called back.
To clean up.
To linger.
To emotionally validate the install.
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Top Definition Commentary:
She wasn’t part of the transaction.
She didn’t sign the manifest.
She just called back.
To clean up.
To linger.
To emotionally validate the install.
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor  August 15, 2025
 Get the Post Trans action hookermug.
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Never forget in your life sherbet!
Never forget in your life sherbet!
by Fuckdahooker May 11, 2023
 Get the Homie Hoppin Hookermug.
Get the Homie Hoppin Hookermug. 