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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
mugGet the heavy nuts retardomug.

national heavy day

national heavy day is September 27th, you join jets dream world on this day and tell them how amazing heavy is,
Hey what is national heavy day?

national heavy day is when you appreciate heavy..
by Wumpus2021 August 2, 2021
mugGet the national heavy daymug.

Poo poo heavy

Me: you're a poo poo heavy
Child: NO IM NOT!!!!!
by Pluto508 February 2, 2018
mugGet the Poo poo heavymug.

heavy metal

music genre that can infuse even the most sad romantic song with anger, making you feel the bitterness behind the soft flowing words, previously too subtle, before this translation, teaching us not to make the mistake of idealising toxic, co-dependant situations, and glorifying drama as passion - "It must have been love", a good example, and what many like to focus on when looking at their relationships.
for the keen introspecter, there will be truth to the words "heavy metal broke my heart".
researcher: what heavy metal would you recommend?
Doug: i think i'm gonna go with osmium.
by wokeup2this July 16, 2022
mugGet the heavy metalmug.

Talk Heavy

"Damn, there's Talk Heavy! They're the coolest band in the world!"
by majangabne November 8, 2023
mugGet the Talk Heavymug.

Heavies

Yo shawty got the heavies
by ILLA June 11, 2021
mugGet the Heaviesmug.

Heavy

Used to describe a strong emotion or feeling in sort of the same way the word "really" is used.
A: did you see Dequavious' girl
B: on heavy that guy pulled a baddie

A: thanks for being such a good friend
B: but on heavy though, I'm always here if you need to talk
by Duke Dequavious July 9, 2023
mugGet the Heavymug.

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