The hottest guy in the world. He has red hair, and is very muscular. If you ever meet a Gary you should ask him to date you, even though he will probably say no. He also has at least a 8 inch penis.
by Gary's Boyfriend April 26, 2022
Get the garymug. Gary is a dumb boy but he does pack over 8 inches xx. he wants to be a pornstar when he grow up. has huge crush on will
by BigDickBandito69 November 24, 2021
Get the Gary Xumug. by Jefe El October 10, 2017
Get the Gary Paxtonmug. Male Karen. Middle aged man, more often than not a white middle- to upper-class cisgender straight male, makes supposed solutions to his problems an inconvenience for others either directly or indirectly. Often mansplains, drives aggressively, is given to fits of rage and swearing. Subset is highly passive aggressive and pouty. Often narcissistic and oblivious. Interrupts and talks over people. Is a terrible listener. Ruminates and catastrophizes. Blatantly cuts in line, even in front of the elderly or disabled. Takes parking stalls which others are already signally for. Notoriously bad driver at all-way stops and traffic circles.
Example:
Gary drowns out the moderate noise of the traffic outside his apartment unit by blasting his stereo at full volume thus actually increasing the noise and disturbing his neighbors. When asked by the neighbor below him if could turn it down a bit he mansplains his logic in which he believes "it will annoy the drivers outside and they will drive more quietly". When the neighbor tries to convince him that that is illogical, counterproductive, and then politely suggests that his behavior is problematic he calls them "stupid cunt" and tells them to "fuck off"! He then slams his door in her face.
Example:
Gary drowns out the moderate noise of the traffic outside his apartment unit by blasting his stereo at full volume thus actually increasing the noise and disturbing his neighbors. When asked by the neighbor below him if could turn it down a bit he mansplains his logic in which he believes "it will annoy the drivers outside and they will drive more quietly". When the neighbor tries to convince him that that is illogical, counterproductive, and then politely suggests that his behavior is problematic he calls them "stupid cunt" and tells them to "fuck off"! He then slams his door in her face.
Look: that fucking Gary has at least 30 grocery items at the express check-out lane. Hey! Go fuck yourself Gary!!
by kitschyster September 9, 2021
Get the Garymug. Gary’s are peacemakers and diplomats. They have the solution to every problem, and will encourage people to chat and solve their problems. Even if drama is drawn to them, they will never let it get them down and just get on with it. Gary’s are strong and you should be proud to have one in your life because they will be there for you and save you. Gary’s are funny and will always make you smile and brighten your day. They work hard for people and you should always be grateful instead of taking them for granted.
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
Get the Garymug. 1) A 70s rock star formerly known as Paul Gadd and Paul Raven, probably the best live artist ever, who had a proclivity for under age girls, the Leader no more
2) Cockney Rhyming slang for Bitter
3) Cockney Rhyming slang for Shitter
2) Cockney Rhyming slang for Bitter
3) Cockney Rhyming slang for Shitter
1) I always do my high intensity spin class to Rock and Roll part One written by Mike Leander & Gary Glitter.
2) Landlord I'll have two pints of cooking lager & a pint of Gary Glitter please.
3) She was aching for it last night me I gave her the Essex Handshake and the waiter took her up the Gary Glitter while she was astride me.
2) Landlord I'll have two pints of cooking lager & a pint of Gary Glitter please.
3) She was aching for it last night me I gave her the Essex Handshake and the waiter took her up the Gary Glitter while she was astride me.
by Dicky Mint February 5, 2020
Get the Gary Glittermug. 