alpaca fucker

Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.

"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"

by The Memorable JokerLestat June 9, 2018

Crusty Fucker

Any old guy who is a asshole is a crusty fucker.

“Ah that mans an asshole”

“He’s a crusty fucker”

by bluecheese yeah yeah yeah May 21, 2020

Dutch Fucker

a prick. typically Dutch Christian Reformed.

I gave her the Dutch Fucker. She was not enthused. Needless to say, it's over.

by meer0ki October 4, 2016

weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.

I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.

by King George the Cat February 27, 2012

Throat Fucker

When you fucked beyond a scenario that words can’t explain.

When Rick Moranis was inadvertently punched in the face. The guy who punched him was a real Throat Fucker

by DragonFeet June 22, 2021

Freshman Fucker

A senior who likes to go for the freshman thotties because they cannot get any other pussy. Their counterpart would be a Senior Smasher

Bret is such a Freshman Fucker!

by injaculator101 May 9, 2019

gravy fucker

A person that proclaims something is not as awesome or marvelous as it seems when it most definitely is.

Billy, "Man, I just had a 3-some with these 2 smokin' babes last night!"

Robby, "Killer!"

Andy, "Big deal"

Robby, "Andy why do ya' got to be such a gravy fucker all the time?"

by Yosted June 22, 2009