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Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
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Erosion bird, aka Luh Calm Fit

Recent meme in tiktok consisting of a white, bird like creature with series of images and short videos supposedly depicting a never before seen series of a giant bird
Have you seen that meme, Erosion Bird, aka Luh Calm Fit??

Yeah dude its mad funny
by fetasalaatti666 October 5, 2023
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A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97
Did you know that the extra features of SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC include:

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CERTIFIED: Can be used in wet lines; Shark Bite fittings are certified to 200 PSI and 200 degrees Fahrenheit and can be reused up to 4 times

And its only $12.95 if its used
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The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
by anonymous May 2, 2023
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fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.
danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome
by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025
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shunny fit

word switch around for funny shit, used in occasions too when something is funny
*man runs into pole while trying to board departing train*
me: thats some shunny fit
by LaRgO December 8, 2004
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the fitness grahm pacer test

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
by yhgist December 3, 2022
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