Eli

Some short kid that steals your food all the time. Sucks in pvp games like Fortnite and is easy to no-scope

“Bro you’re as good as Eli. You’re ASS”
-teammate

by kashew_ng February 24, 2024

eli

Eli has a big fat juicy cock (8 inches and above)

Mary: do you know Eli?
Ibo: yes he has a big fat juicy cock

by iboisgay July 23, 2021

Eli

Bros just a wanna be smelly pants i just know (disappointment)

YO you know eli?, Yeah he stinks like poo poo (noun)

by sigmamansigma February 06, 2024

Elis

Immortal and godly. Likes to look at the weak mortals. Has won 2 olympic golds medals in olympic weightlifting. He is 10/10 in everything. JoJo is the best anime he says. So it must be true

Pray to god aka Elis now.

by ElisJoestar September 10, 2020

Eli

A debate coach who often talks about fencing.

Did you here eli, after the next round he has to go practice his fencing

by Habna August 07, 2022

Eli

Eli is a "kktaaie jongen", he rages at everything he comes across and likes to suck big dick. He doesnt care a bout others and is a total douche. If you come across a wild eli... Run. You dont want to hamg around with him, you'll get -3 rep. Every other post about eli is a lie and he wrote it himself because he is a selfish bastard. One more tip for if you come across one, give him a rope.

Eli is a real douche.
Ah! You're acting like a real Eli!

by Slipperslapper27 February 13, 2018

Eli

Eli is the greatest and kindest friend in the world. He’s super funny and super sweet at the same time. He could talk to you for hours and never get bored. You’re lucky to have an Eli, so love them!

“Hey, Eli! wanna hang out later?”

Eli: “Absolutely!”

by aixelli April 14, 2022