choke check

Wrap both hands around the throat and ask her to swallow. If you feel an adam's apple, you might want to move on the the next chick at the bar.

Perform a choke check when you want to make sure its not a lady boy you are trying to take home.

If the lady boy has gone through a chondrolaryngoplasty, then the 'choke check' will fail

by darknight0832 January 17, 2012

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Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.

Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.

by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011

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french choke

A variation of french cuff, however the gag reflex is purposely initiated in intervals while performing the french cuff.

My dear chap, you must hear what happened the other night... While Charlene was carrying out her nightly french cuff upon my shaft and berries, she subsequently began gagging and hacking uncontrollably and in frighteningly durational intervals and she did so all with an indelible grace that no man could deny her some semblance of reciprocation once she had wrapped up her wonderful performance of what we can only call, a french choke.

by bonzogoda November 2, 2011

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