Sad Arden Hours

When Arden experiences sadness, Sad Arden Hours are happening.

#Why U playing Mad World bro? "
"Oh it's just sad arden hours."

by Not Arden November 1, 2020

Minneapolis Rush Hour

The period of time when every single bathroom stall in an office are completely full. This typically occurs as soon as the bowels turn into an active cement mixer following the consumption of a gallon of coffee and putting out the 4th cigarette of the morning upon arrival to work. Derived from the multiple routes than can be taken during rush hour in Minneapolis that correspond to the map of office bathrooms that have the highest probability of having a vacancy.

I just saw Russ lumbering through the office doubled-over in pain and sweating profusely. It looks like all those buffalo wings he ate at Ivan’s Super Bowl party last night want out right in the middle of Minneapolis Rush Hour.

by PantyRader November 27, 2012

No Rush Hour Zone

The area of a city or town where all the Section 8 housing is...you know it as the projects.

‘How did you get here so quick when it’s 5:30pm?’ - Friend

‘I took a short cut thru the no rush hour zone, those people dont work, theres no traffic.’

by Matt_Foley December 19, 2019

Christian Girl Hours

1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)

Me: You want to go to a movie?
Her: No it’s past my Christian Girl Hours!

by @fuckyoubitch June 21, 2020

questionable nigga hours

When a nigga goin though shit but he question his mind and so he gotta have an hour to think

It's from 8am to 9am

Sad nigga: you awake for sad nigga hours last night?
Questioning nigga: nah I was awake for questionable nigga hours tho and damn I thought bout a lot

by Eric kinda exists September 24, 2017

Real Nigga Hour

A state of being when someone is thought to embody the paragon of their own ideology and beliefs, usually associated with being casually uninhibited and straightforward.
Real Nigga Hour is not actually a span of time like Real Nigga Hours, but it can be spelled with an 's' at the end and retain its meaning.

Jim: Hey, did you hear about Michael? Word is that he flipped the bird on his English teacher and mooned her as he was walking out of class! He's on Real Nigga Hour to the max!

Joseph: No, being rude to teachers and faculty is disrespectful and careless! Michael is a bum with no direction in life, that dude is on Fake Nigga Hours!

by Mr. Etymologist May 28, 2018

grumpy nigga hours

The time between 6 to 8am when sad niggas have to go to work/school.

Oh man I masturbated during sad nigga hours and now I have to deal with grumpy nigga hours.

by doomguy117 October 4, 2017