Cock Block

Moriarty. That is all.

In the last 20 seconds of the Sherlock BBC episode, "The Great Game", Moriarty decides to be a total Cock Block.

Sherlock: "What you offered to do back there it was...uh....good..." *blush*
John: *epic smile*

Audience: MAKE OUT!!
*Sniper riffles shown from above*
Moriarty: SORRY BOYS I JUST COULDN'T STOP HERE!!!!!

Audience: ........Fucking Moriarty.......

by WatsonFan January 25, 2011

cock block

When a friend or person prevents one from hooking up with a potentional mate. Usually done on purpose by a friend or person that will go to extreem lengths to prevent one from hooking up or getting some. Can be done by accedent, but usually not likely. Also know as cock blockers or cock blocking, these indeviduals of interception usually have the hater mentallity of, "Fuck that guy/girl!!, If I can't get it, they can't eather!!, or the famous I'm just going to fuck this up for this person because I'm a HATER!!! Also known as purpratrating hating, ass deflecting or scary ass. These Interceptive, bypassing, mercenaries must be stopped!!!

"I was macking on a girl and my so called friend was butting in on the conversation, then pointing out my flaws, then trying to bring up my old relationships, then bug-a-booed the girl all around, then tried to tell her to call him in a different language(they both spoke the same second language), Then followed us around the whole night(even falling asleep by us then wakeing up at the first sign of movement, jumping between us, making me drop her off first and we were entering his(the cock blocker's) drive way, not allowing me or her to exchange phone numbers, this all acts of true COCK BLOCKING, COCK BLOCK, COCK BLOCKED, COCK BLOCKER." true-Mon, July,14,03

by The chun du July 14, 2003

O-block

Scary place in Chicagoat- block of O

"Find me in O-block you playin wit ur life cuh"

by MongOmega December 24, 2022

Rider's Block

After riding ones motorcycle, horse, or bicycle the body's natural defense mechanism kicks in resulting in constipation, and the inability to defecate.

"Man, after that race I really have to poop but I have terrible rider's block"

" I sat on the toilet for 45 minutes but couldn't push it out if I wanted to. I've got rider's block bad!"

by Rammin R Dixon October 29, 2014

blogger's block

Inability to think of anything to blog about.

I am suffering from the worst case of blogger's block ever. I haven't posted anything for over two months.

by esfingecolibri December 5, 2007

Shop block

(v) Preventing someone from shopping.

(n) The person who prevents someone from shopping, or the act of preventing someone from shopping

I was supposed to go shopping with her, but she didn't show up until after the store closed. It was such a shop block.

I wanted to buy a scarf that she hated so she totally shop blocked me.

by Architect of Destruction November 23, 2010

Block Hoe

A messy female who stays in that particular area alot.

"Damn that girls a block hoe"

by Sure dude! October 23, 2008