bathroom kid

Those friends your friend is always talking about. Excellent rump-shakers, classified by their amazing black accents and coolness. If too many bathroom kids are in one place, it could possibly tear a hole in the universe.

Oh my god Courtney, I think her Bathroom Kids are gonna be at that party.

by chad is hot January 7, 2009

badorkadork

a dork who habitually makes a huge ass of him/herself

The guy who shows up to a party uninvited and drinks so much he's passed out by 11:00 is a badorkadork

by Chester Tester June 12, 2010

bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.

tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean

by ginger warrior December 22, 2010

Bato Brawl

"Bato" is a slang abbreviation of the word Batehaven. A Bato Brawl is a fight, commonly seen in movies, where the participants engage in a physically agressive fight on their front lawn. The action is usually partaken by neighbours or residents of a common street, most frequently those of "ghetto" or "slum" description. The argument is often triggered by one or more of the participants sleeping with the other's significant other, theft of lawn furniture or simply general inebriation. More often than not, the participants are female, with heavy whoreish make up and bleached hair. Modern day science is yet to conclude whether the bleach has an role in the madness.

That whore stole my man! I'mma treat her to a Bato Brawl!!!

by Ockyy September 27, 2010

Bathroom Dasher

where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..

PS. Normally denied by the victim

Dennis-"hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging shit"

Jonny- "ok mate"

a few minutes later....

Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"

Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...

Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"

Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"

Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"

by FilthyFucker July 2, 2011

Bathroom Kilt

When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.

I got outta the shower this morning and threw on a bathroom kilt before I shaved.

by Clyde McClydeson October 18, 2011

Batoing

Babbling on about what so funny about a joke well after the joke has been told and every one stops laughing

You see the joke is funny because...

Hey stop batoing the joke!

by Giboo April 10, 2012