baker's dozen

(n.) the act of smoking 13 consequetive bowls of marijuana. A double-entendre; "baker" refers to both the marijuana being burnt and the number traditionally associated with baked goods

Dude, I got so fucked up yesterday. We smoked a baker's dozen. I couldn't move for a day.

by slapdick July 24, 2004

Baker

Someone who takes gas station hot dogs from the rollers without ever offering to pay for them. This person is usually overwieght without knowing it even though it's painfully obvious to others.

Noun: That guy is a real BAKER, look at him over there staring at the roller grill.

by oscarmeyerweinertheif December 7, 2010

Baker

douchebag that has a reciding hairline and has a small penis

This dude is a Baker!

by XXXthemanXXX April 22, 2010

Baker

A individual who is in terrible shape. Bakers are overweight and have rashes all over their body. Their eye region is covered with flaky dry of dead skin. They do no enjoy showers or hair cuts. Because of this they have some serious stink and hair that is usually down to their shoulders. They never wash their hair and after a few days bugs and chewed peices of gum find their way into the forest of fur.

Uh oh hear comes a baker

by Joseph Parie March 4, 2009

Baber

The act of killing a non livestock animal by sticking a metal needle through its heart,and then lying about it when caught.Also known as: Intercardiac,Baber,Baberized,aggravated animal cruelty
History: Sumner Co veterinarian bill baber got caught using heart shots on domestic animals.He lied about it, got caught,and embarrased his community,and other veterinarians.

Using the Baber method is illegal.The animals have been baberized repeatedly.dont baber yourself over spilled milk.

by tired o'turds January 6, 2008

Bakerers

An upcoming online game i am developing. It will be hip, hilarious and most of all, fun as hell. It spawned from my friends quote "Can I be Like, uhhhhh..... A Baker?" while he was querying about Runescape.

I am the makerer of Bakerers!

by freakmastercorndog March 7, 2005

bamera

A bitchin' camera, used to photo document badass occurrences or happenings.

Look at that dog eating that man's leg! I wish I had a bamera right now.

by the swiftest pelican January 29, 2009