barbie head

someone who talks a lot.

This girl will not shut up, she's such a barbie head.

by A. Rich January 6, 2010

Barbie Juice

Mix of Barbiturate (check wiki) with anything you want

fucc that lean i wanna some barbie juice man

by Khwally Pwotter June 30, 2016

Bedtime Babies

Slang for stains on the bedsheet. Implies that the owner of said bedsheets has masturbated while in bed.

I found bedtime babies in my roommates bed!!

by UNHEuphkid April 4, 2004

clay babies

Jersey shore bitches/fuckers who sit in tanning booths for hours on end, or those who use self-tanner and turn orange.

Gabe: You see those clay babies over there?
Erin: You mean the clan of orange people?!
Gabe: They look like they are from Jersey!!!

by ernieskool June 15, 2011

Feckless barbie

Ivanka Trump.

We had hoped that The presidents daughter would keep the president from being an egotistical dictator but she’s merely feckless Barbie.

Pretty and useless.

by Commiemommie June 12, 2018

Shardy Barbie

Female Methamphetamine Addict.

Often found endlessly primping and prepping themselves in front of the mirror, trying to clear up that one zit that's now the size of a dime because she wont leave it alone. Sometimes found clustered in hotel rooms with coloring books and three thousand colored pens. They skinny with bones and all, cause they don't eat. What teeth? Is that why they don't eat?

Aaawww, look, the shardy barbies have made up after one of them cut their shit with bath salts and gave everyone the worst week ever.

by White Trash Astronaut December 30, 2019

Bush Babies

Babies that are conceived on a drunken kayaking trip with your friends, either in a tent, bush or in the woods, but more specifically at Camper Baby Bay.

She got knocked up with Bush Babies last summer.

by 1/13/25 March 18, 2008