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Cool Bananas

"Cool bananas" is an expression of appreciation, endorsement or an exclamation of enthusiasm. Similar to "cool beans" and awesome!

Etymology: Possibly originating in Australia in the early 1990s, loosely based on a television commercial for an Australian automotive reseller whose tagline was "Cool Banana Motorama"
Statement: I just got us front row tickets to the show.
Reply: Cool Bananas!

Statement: You can now play for free.
Reply: Cool Bananas!
by Wordsmyth 2000 December 8, 2009
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banana shit

The concept of absolute insanity. A mix between banana sandwich and ape shit. To be driven crazy in an out-of-control manner.
Man, your issues are driving me banana shit!
by Dmeyer307 April 21, 2009
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Condom Banana

1. A banana with a condom on it.
Used for fucking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an orgasm all over the healthy fruit.

2.Commonly used for fucking a girl if you don't want to get your dick or your fingers dirty. Newbies use this technique all the time.
Person 1: Hey man,mind if I have some condoms? I'm going to fuck my girlfriend tonight.

Person 2: Yeah sure,you're lucky because I almost ran out,the last one is on that Banana,just take it.

Person 1:...What in the fuck....

Person 2: Don't ask. Just don't. Condom Banana is just right for you.
by The Educator. September 27, 2013
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banana hammer

When the owner, moderator, or administrator of a place must ban someone. Instead of saying ban they formed the bananana hammer from raging on their keyboards.

Imagine someone was griefing on a minecraft server, then the moderators would "banana hammer him". If griefing was against the rules in so said server.
Joh:SuperCoolked99, You were griefing!
Gunney: Banana him!
LowLife: No! let me banana him!
Domz: Banana him!!! LOLOL
SuperCoolked99: No please! Not the banana hammer! I won't do it again!
Joh: HERE COMES THE BANANA HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMER!!
-Joh has banana hammer'd SuperCoolKed99-
by Johs Minecraft November 23, 2011
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dirty banana

A blended alcoholic beverage comprised of rum, banana puree and ice. The dirty banana was 1st concocted by Carnival Cruise Lines.
David Hasselhof drank so many dirty bananas he made love to Ozzy Osbourn instead Sharon after the taping of America's Got Talent. Of course Ozzy was so krunk he loved it too.
by Rip Fritzer May 25, 2010
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Banana Split

When a guy does the splits and hits his dong on the floor
by GodsendGamer February 27, 2017
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banana hammock

1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.
1.
Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.
by bobby May 25, 2004
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