Jonathan

Emotionally to involved in smite to understand that losing is a part of the game. Big fat fat bitch
Fuck I playe smite with a Jonathan I know I want to kill myself
by Fioana November 6, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.
Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024
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Jonathan

Best person to be around he is very loyal and funny he is handsome but doesn’t know it he deserves a lot a love and belongs with a Marilyn mostly a Marilyn Zamora who was born on may 16 2012 and Jonathan’s are amazing at love but when they break up it feels like the world has ended and like the Marilyn’s life is ruined by hurt
by Marz_imy March 22, 2025
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Jonathan Lipschutz

A very nice and well mannered man that know how to treat women right. A Jonathan Lipschutz knows how to be a true gentleman in every situation
Girl 1: he came shopping with me, got me matcha and waited for my uber to arrive.

Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!
by Maartjepardje July 13, 2025
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Jonathan

Jonathan is man who has a 3 inch cock on hard
Omg girl did you know Jonathan has a small cock.. oooo I know girl his dick so small it’s like an ant oooo girl
by Jonathansmallcock February 9, 2020
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Jonathan

A guy thats very patient, has a girlfriend named linda and is a bisexual icon, normally mexican and his best friend is probably name Gilberto
I wish I was Jonathan
by bitchugay January 19, 2023
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