cannon daddy

A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock

Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy

by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021

cannon

to have sex/fuck someone

Bro, I'm gonna cannon this girl so hard tonight.

by mcgriddleballs March 12, 2025

Ketchup Cannon

Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.

Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.

by Revan El Canutilo March 10, 2018

PJ Cannon

A fat, out of shape piece of shit. Who would typically take 30 minutes just to take a shit and stinks the hole bathroom up. Typically ways about 300 pounds and when talked about they say they don't way much more then the person who brings it up.

That dude is a, "PJ Cannon"

by DavidSlave September 7, 2021

Loaded Cannon

When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.

Dude I wanna do a loaded cannon on Jim tonight

by Cream master December 1, 2021

Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!

Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.

by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021

Brookside titty cannon

The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.

C'mere girl, you hungry? Lemme whip out my brookside titty cannon then.

by Yaa boi June 26, 2017