hayden is such a girlie she is so shy but has a dark side rawr if you betray her she will use her powers on you to make you pay and also her laugh is funnier then her jokes but slayyy
by fairygirl1853 May 30, 2022

Hayden is a little gay boy wearing a pink tutu when mom leaves to get groceries. He is in love with Abraham and Carlos, and they frequently have threesomes. Also, typically skinny with no meat. He has a big nose, but doesn't fit the stereotype you're thinking of.
"OMG IT'S HAYDENNNNNNN" -Abraham *runs up to him and starts making out and humping each other while Carlos watches*
by lafoughtlout October 17, 2022

if you know a hayden your extremely lucky you need her phone number better yet you need her in your life you don’t want to be
enemies with her she is extremely strong and she’s super hot like you need her like you need her she’s also good at kissing and a good cuddlier to!!
enemies with her she is extremely strong and she’s super hot like you need her like you need her she’s also good at kissing and a good cuddlier to!!
hayden is hot 🥵
by anonymous November 14, 2020

The sexiest dude on the earth, I want to have a vigorous make-out section with them then proceed to fall asleep on his lap.
A fucking retard: yo is Hayden Vann a girl
Me: no you god-damn inbred walking cum sock
A fucking retard: oh ok, please don't hurt me
Me: no you god-damn inbred walking cum sock
A fucking retard: oh ok, please don't hurt me
by Cum dumpster9000 November 21, 2021

Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
by zandet October 17, 2024

by BigDenerG November 5, 2023

a gay boy who is madly in love with tony and calvin, he loves dick in his ass and sucks on cock daily
by Scrungus23 August 4, 2025
