So we can both watch tv?

A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.

Often followed by a negitive reponse.

male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?

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by William Cumssohard August 09, 2023

You lie like a cheap thai watch

Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.

Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.

"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"

by Dangerous.999 September 02, 2009

Yo-Kai Watch Puni Puni

A shit game made by NHN

Person 1: Why do you play Yo-Kai Watch Puni Puni.

Person 2: I'm a masochist

Person 1: Man you're fucked up

by NerfMiner December 18, 2022

Watch me sit and drink water

A Massachusetts euphemism for passionate romance of the FeverPitch-esque, Bostonian variety. Used to imply any sort of romantic, passionate, seductive, sensual, tender, heartfelt, or Jimmy Fallon-esque activity.

"Any chance you can stop by tonight and you can watch me sit and drink water?"

by taptappolyrhythms August 22, 2014

Watch my credit card go, wee!

When you do something stupid, but you spent a lot of money on it. This ends up being successful.
Usually said in video games, but can be used in any situations. Popularized by Throne, youtuber

Person 1: You really gonna put your life savings in BTC?
Person 2: Hell yeah man. Watch my credit card go, wee!

by TT23 May 18, 2021

DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch

An online video, movie, movie trailer, etc. you never finish watching because it's stupid, not funny, or takes too long to get to the point

"Did you watch the trailer for Final Destination?"

"No, DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch"

by Capedsilhouette September 15, 2009