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Toby Walking

Walking extremely fast due to fucking long legs
Dude that guys his toby walking on
by Jesus Brother November 13, 2011
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walking hemorrhoid

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.
by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015
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jolly walking

Have you ever seen how a medium-sized poodle-like dog prances across the street? They move with style, grace, pep, and a lot of joy in their steps. That's what jolly walking is all about, and humans can do it too.
Eric looked so happy jolly walking his way across the sidewalk on a sunny day.
by nezzyandzora August 25, 2013
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walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.
I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!
by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018
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Walking Tangent

An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!

Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.
What is Scott talking about now?!?!
Nobody ever knows what he is saying, he's a walking tangent!
by angryengineer March 25, 2011
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Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.
It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.
by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016
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Rainbow walk

When a man or woman walks in a way that leads you to believe they are homosexual.
He was so hot, but I knew not to get my hopes up when I saw his rainbow walk.
by Poppins68 January 18, 2014
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