The Tolken

The Tolken, a sexaul position taken from the parody of the length of the "Lord of the Rings," motion pictures and the book written by J.R.R. Tolken. This is where a woman in bent over and has her ring destroyed over the series of 6 - 8 hours by some men, some dwarves and some elves.

Man 1: "I was re-enacting LOTR last night, I gave my bird the Tolken and she fair can't walk right anymore. =D"

Man 2: "Alrighhhhht!"

by Pseudopseudonym September 16, 2009

Titty Tokens

The best currency known to man.

Guy 1: Hey I don't wanna use my Visa card at the strip club because my wife will catch me.
Guy 2: Well I have some spare 'Titty Tokens' from last night, just use them.
Guy 1: Thanks time to get bitches to drop them titties

by Mr Spankyhands December 6, 2010

toke-a-dots

The pattern of little burn holes left on an article of clothing after smoking a badly rolled hash joint.

"This used to be my favorite shirt, but now it's full of toke-a-dots."

by KTDigs November 26, 2011

takena

A girl who is born in 2005 and is verry short; probably has an extreme crush on someone

Takena loves waffels

by The one who describes February 7, 2018

Taken

Make some single girl taken

Are you taken,wanna go out

by lalisluv9 October 23, 2019

takenbyurmanz

Best mutual. 10/10 content and an amazing individual overall. Professional Bo-ner

“Hey do you know about takenbyurmanz?”
“Of course who doesn’t”

by diotitties_official July 18, 2021

Big Toker

This is one of the aliases of new rap artist BigDickDan. Please note, alias may be subjected to change without notification.

What uuuuuuuup
Big Toker!?

by BigDickDan February 5, 2005